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“He’s a diver, a whiner, with a wimpy one-timer/A cheater, a bleeder, a loser not a leader/He talks a lot of smack because he’ll thinks he’ll kick your butt/He’ll just hit you with his stick and then he’ll punch you in the nuts.”

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A complainer, a lamer not a future hall of famer
got Bettman’s, affection but he’s surely not “The Next One”
his mouth is always running with his swollen flapping lips
that he puckers up for Mario when he isn’t sucking……

Crosby sucks he’s out of luck,
cause all the tears and press attention will not
help him catch Ovechkin Crosby sucks

He’s a diver, a whiner
with a wimpy
one-timer
a cheater, a bleater
and a loser, not a leader
he talks a lot
of smack because
he thinks he’ll kick your butt
he’ll just hit you with
his stick
and then he’ll punch you in the nuts

Canadian
sensation
well at least on certain stations
a poster child for
francophiles
who dance to Zombie Nation
all his fans are morons
who
defend his every stunt
and the “C” that’s on his chest
well it really
stands for…

Crosby sucks
like laser pucks, though you can
dress
him up with lipstick, you can’t
photoshop statistics
Crosby sucks

A
yoni, a phony
losing races with zambonis
it’s scary how you’re
married
to Lemieux and Donna Cherry
you aren’t worth this music
or your
40 million bucks, you’ll
waste your life in Pittsburgh
and you’ll never
win the Cup

Crosby sucks,
won’t win the cup, how can the
fans of
Swann and Bettis
stand in line to buy his sweater?
and stand behind his
letters
when Malkin’s clearly better?
Crosby sucks

WAAH, WAAH,
WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH
BOO HOO, CINDY CRIESBY