Author : GETaLIFE
E-mail : youblow18@yahoo.com <- 18 as in gae, inches or something else????
Message #1:
Dearest arrogant Flyers fan scumbag(s).... who is your favorite player if I may ask? Richards / Knuble perhaps? See, what your problem is, is that nobody really gives a shit about the bunch of nobody’s (LOOK WHO’S TALKING MR. PULITZER…) on your team. Crosby / Ovechkin have the cameras in there face 24/7 because they run the NHL. So yah it will show them flopping, just like any other player in the NHL trying to get there team an edge. Yah, Yah Richards can scores goals but in the end he’s a nobody that people can give a shit about. Put the camera in his face 24/7 and I can make a nice little video of him flopping around like the baby he is. But then again I have a life! (NO YOU DON’T… YOU LIVE IN MOMS BASEMENT) So please, all you Flyer scumbags out there….shut your mouth until your team or any player on your team can achieve something!

35 minutes later … The fury continues ….

Message #2.
Thanks for giving out my “REAL” e-mail. If there is a way to turn this in, I’m looking into it. In any case, top notch web page you got going here admin and so much for your disclaimer “Mail (will not be published) (required)” 9HOW ABOUT YOU JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF). But hey, I’d be disgruntled if I were a Flyers fan too, so its OK. Also, to tell you the truth I’m not even a true Crosby fan…. but I found this just for you (I can wear big boy pants just like you) <---- This time spell checker was on….

gay-pride-parade

The Bad Old Hockey Team II: Philadelphia Flyers

Oh, the fans will come
with their jerseys on
colored in orange and black.
In the sporting tank

that’s named for a bank
they’ll see their team go on attack.
But the puck, they drop
and they play like slop.
It’s enough to make you scream.
Power play is on!
Puck is past Biron!
Beats the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it’s real and not a dream:
It’s the bad old hockey team.

Oh, Simon Gagne
he can really play
but he’s often getting hurt.
And the Philly fans
have some big demands:
Don’t play like you’re in a skirt.
In seventy-five
won the title live.
And the banners in the beams.
But that’s long ago.
This the year? Oh, no!
For the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it’s real and not a dream:
It’s the bad old hockey team.

Oh, Ed Snider’s old
and his mind is mold.
He can count his cash, not wins.
And poor Bobby Clarke
sees a difference stark:
Trades don’t bring his playing grins.
It’s been way too long
since it went all wrong
and the fans will rant and ream.
But they’re out of luck
’cause the Flyers suck!
They’re the bad old hockey team!

Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream.
But it’s real and not a dream:
It’s the bad… old… hockey… team!