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Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 23rd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

If you have love and passion for “the next one” { c } and would like to contribute to this wonderful site please send e-mail to webmaster (at)
You will be paid handsomely in frozen pesos or Zimbabwean dollars when Cindy scores 50 goals. Otherwise this job is voluntary. Free hate mail box provided by employer.

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NEWS: Ovechkin wins MVP. Malkin continues to dominate and lead Penguins. Cindy takes back seat.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 23rd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Just what it says - the alleged “next great one” riding the short bus this year. Better get used to it, Sid. Russians took over this town.


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He is baaaaack….

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 14th, 2009 | File Under Hate mail

After spending 10 days living under rock and biting his dirty nails he can finally relax and have another brain fart on the internet. Here’s what our little buddy has to say:

“Great come back once again admin… I must say you are very good at using big boy words (fucking tool, moron, retard) and making fun a people that don’t see things the same you do. I must say you can find some funny pics too (did you get this one from your family album? cute kids!) (edit, not that came from you jr. high yearbook) I am now convinced you are a 12 year old who just figured out how to make a shitty web page and knows absolutly nothing about the game hockey. (edit: orly? Now let see the guru of hockey here) Since your Caps chocked yet again, can you at least show you know the littlest about the game of hockey and admit your team just got there ass handed to them by Sidney Crosby? (edit: I always thought it was a team sport. How weird. Cindy Crosby did all by himself. How brilliant!!!) I know it will be a tough thing for you to do, and heck, you might not be able to see that good though your coke bottle glasses, but at least show you know something about the game of hockey.”

Well, there you have it. He missed the short bus this morning. This is just one of his comments we received today. Congratulations kid, you’re certified moron now.


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It appears that city of Pittsburgh has been invaded by retarded tribe

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 11th, 2009 | File Under Hate mail

Something tells me this kid is either 12 years old or has some kind of tumor on his head… Read his e-mail:

“this is the biggest joke of a website i have ever read. just an an FYI, crosby (better known as bing, or wizard of croz around western PA), currently has 9 goals in 10 playoff games and has lead his team within 2 games of the eastern conference finals for the 2nd straight year. AT AGE 21!!! you must be a mega-tool if you can’t comprehend how amazing this kid is at hockey. mike richards is just as big a complainer (that is the captains job, i suppose you don’t watch much hockey), and twice the diver that sid is, and no one bitches about his antics. bottom line: sid is one of the best hockey players in the nhl and is proving to be a much more effective leader than ovechkin (who takes dirty runs at people such as the one he took on gonchar last nite)…dont feel so mad about being jealous about the whole thing. i know it hurts. when we hoist the cup this year, and sid gets the first skate with Lord Stanley, it will be epic. and you will still be a giant complaining/whining/crying little lunch box. enjoy mediocrity. with sid on my team, i wont have to. GO PENS!

what a fucking tool.. Richards is a diver, so its OK for Crosby to be one. Great logic, moron. “dont feel so mad about being jealous about the whole thing” .. what “whole thing”? Crosby diving? WTF?

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Cyber douche, did you do this ???

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 7th, 2009 | File Under Hate mail

Pittsburgh police and the NHL’s security office have investigated a death threat made against Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin on a Pittsburgh Penguins fan message board.

The post, reportedly written by a teenager from Chambersburg, Penn., said: “I’m killing Ovechkin and I don’t care what happens to me.”

I know that people from shitty-kiddy Penguins board have been coming over here as well. Is this you or one of your pals?


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Who is the genius behind “white out” idea in Pittsburgh ???

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 6th, 2009 | File Under 87-Pictures

Your team is wearing black jerseys you nitwit. Caps got the white jerseys!


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Cindy, you know what they do when player scores 3 goals? They throw hats.. Stop bitching.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 4th, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Cry us a river…

“People kept throwing hats,” Sidney Crosby said tonight. “I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop. I mean, the first wave came and then I think they were all pretty much picked up, and then more started coming. So for us, we just wanted to make sure we kept kind of moving and kept the game going, wanted to try to get back in it. So wasn’t complaining about anything.”



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Look mom, I scored.. I scored… No you didn’t Cindy

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 2nd, 2009 | File Under 87 Videos

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Marty Biron with Cry Crosby T-shirt

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 1st, 2009 | File Under 87-Pictures

I want one of those..


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Apparently we are not the only who thinks that Crosby is not anywhere near to be “the Next One”

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 1st, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

PITTSBURGH (AP)—Hard to believe but, only four seasons into the career of the player once called the Next One, Sidney Crosby isn’t the face of the Penguins-Capitals playoff series.

From all that’s being written and said about the star in the other team’s uniform, it’s almost as if Crosby is just another face in the crowd.

Crosby remains the poster boy—OK, the poster Kid—for what the NHL considers to be all that’s right, good and exciting, but he isn’t the biggest name going into a series that begins Saturday in Washington. That’s Capitals showpiece Alex Ovechkin, the reigning MVP and a finalist for the award this season.

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