Crosby absent like the milk carton man

Post by: Pepe Crosby on March 24th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

FRANK SERAVALLI, PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS: “Sure, this has been Crosby’s best goal-scoring season, but I don’t think opposing teams gun for Crosby the way Alex Ovechkin is the focus in Washington. Ovechkin’s stats are still better. His team has run away with the Eastern Conference. And the tenacity with which he plays the game — even if his style’s safety can be questioned — makes him the mosmilkmant electrifying player in the game. Some games, Crosby can be absent like the milk carton man (’Have you seen me?’); but Ovechkin is too hard to miss.”

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Stay Classy Sidney Crosby

Post by: Pepe Crosby on March 23rd, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame, 87 Videos

ever wondered why some many people hate this punk ass????

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Another fine diving effort by Cindy Crosy vs NY Rangers

Post by: Pepe Crosby on March 11th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame, 87 Videos

Looks like Cindy is growing some balls there. Crosschecking Lundqvist and then taking beating from Dubi. I heard he was screaming “where are his balls, where are his balls”…

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Will Crosby suck playing for Team Canada ?

Post by: Pepe Crosby on January 30th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

with all those stars out there will Crosby have hard times scoring?

Will Miss Crosby Suck For Team Canada?

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Little note to Ms Crosby on how you get ready for a fight.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on January 14th, 2010 | File Under 87 Videos

No, not off the face off. Not from behind punching their nuts.. No Cindy… No… Watch… First its gloves, then its the helmet…

And pray to God theres someone out there who will jump in before you get your whiny ass kicked silly.

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Which player complains the most on the ice?

Post by: Pepe Crosby on October 9th, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

According to one of the blogs its …… Jerome Iginla…. Bwaaaaaa… riaaaght…

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?page=0809playersurvey

• TOP VOTE-GETTER: Sidney Crosby (52%).

• A simple Google search will tell you what some fans think of Sidney Crosby on the ice (”cry baby” is the most often-used G-rated word); but at various times in his short career, Crosby has been accused of complaining too much to officials about calls or non-calls and embellishing fouls to draw penalties. It was a subject that was heightened during last season’s playoffs. Crosby has repeatedly denied being that kind of a player.
• OTHER MENTIONS: Chris Pronger (8%); Sean Avery (7%); Steve Ott (5%); Ryan Getzlaf (4%); Shane Doan (3%); Marc Savard, Darcy Tucker (2%); Todd Bertuzzi, Mike Richards, Kris Draper (1%); 8 players with one vote.

Another interesting quiestion…

QUESTION 3: IF YOU COULD CHANGE LIVES WITH ANOTHER PLAYER, WHO WOULD IT BE?

• He led the league in goals (65) and points (112) last season and was named MVP. He was given the key to the city in Washington and started his own clothing line. But Alex Ovechkin does what many players can’t — he captivates fellow players, media and fans alike with his energetic style and personality. Case in point: His past two breakaway challenge routines.
• OTHER MENTIONS: Vincent Lecavalier, Joe Sakic (5%); Nicklas Lidstrom, Joe Thornton (4%); Sidney Crosby (<— I bet every kid in Shitsburgh vote on that one) , Mike Fisher, Mike Modano (3%); Chris Chelios, Mike Comrie, Jarome Iginla, Alexei Kovalev, Henrik Lundqvist, Scott Niedermayer (2%); 18 with one vote.

Ohhhh, look at that…  Pepe is  shocked…

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Crosby Wins ESPissY as Best NHL Player

Post by: Pepe Crosby on July 19th, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Sidney Crosby of the Penguins was named winner of the 2009 ESPY as the Best NHL Player for the third consecutive year at the annual ESPN awards event held Wednesday at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles.

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“C” is for ?????

Post by: Pepe Crosby on June 15th, 2009 | File Under 87 Videos

Another great effort by Cindy Crosby to prove the world how C on his jersey works.

Time to pass it on to real team leader - Evdeni Malkin.

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CrosbySucks.com is hiring writers for 2010 season.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 23rd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

If you have love and passion for “the next one” { c } and would like to contribute to this wonderful site please send e-mail to webmaster (at) crosbysucks.com
You will be paid handsomely in frozen pesos or Zimbabwean dollars when Cindy scores 50 goals. Otherwise this job is voluntary. Free hate mail box provided by employer.

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NEWS: Ovechkin wins MVP. Malkin continues to dominate and lead Penguins. Cindy takes back seat.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 23rd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Just what it says - the alleged “next great one” riding the short bus this year. Better get used to it, Sid. Russians took over this town.

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