CrosbySucks.com is hiring writers for 2010 season.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 23rd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

If you have love and passion for “the next one” { c } and would like to contribute to this wonderful site please send e-mail to webmaster (at) crosbysucks.com
You will be paid handsomely in frozen pesos or Zimbabwean dollars when Cindy scores 50 goals. Otherwise this job is voluntary. Free hate mail box provided by employer.

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NEWS: Ovechkin wins MVP. Malkin continues to dominate and lead Penguins. Cindy takes back seat.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 23rd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Just what it says - the alleged “next great one” riding the short bus this year. Better get used to it, Sid. Russians took over this town.

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Cindy, you know what they do when player scores 3 goals? They throw hats.. Stop bitching.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 4th, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Cry us a river…

“People kept throwing hats,” Sidney Crosby said tonight. “I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop. I mean, the first wave came and then I think they were all pretty much picked up, and then more started coming. So for us, we just wanted to make sure we kept kind of moving and kept the game going, wanted to try to get back in it. So wasn’t complaining about anything.”

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Apparently we are not the only who thinks that Crosby is not anywhere near to be “the Next One”

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 1st, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

PITTSBURGH (AP)—Hard to believe but, only four seasons into the career of the player once called the Next One, Sidney Crosby isn’t the face of the Penguins-Capitals playoff series.

From all that’s being written and said about the star in the other team’s uniform, it’s almost as if Crosby is just another face in the crowd.

Crosby remains the poster boy—OK, the poster Kid—for what the NHL considers to be all that’s right, good and exciting, but he isn’t the biggest name going into a series that begins Saturday in Washington. That’s Capitals showpiece Alex Ovechkin, the reigning MVP and a finalist for the award this season.

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So Caps get the win! Cindy, get your tampons ready.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on April 28th, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

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We have our first stalker - his name is Doug

Post by: Pepe Crosby on April 23rd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

What do real die hard band wagon fans do during their team’s playoff game??? The post ob blogs…
Meet Doug:

Submitted on 2009/04/15 at 9:30pm

It’s amazing how people waste their lives making stuff up like this. And really, suggesting he’s gay? Really? Seriously. Get a life.

Ammmkey Dougie….

Submitted on 2009/04/15 at 9:31pm

This is fucked up.

… You think it is Dougie???

and this comes 7 minutes later…

Think about this for a couple minutes and then tell us if he’s a diver.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ICE SKATING IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?
Now, you’ll still say he’s a diver, because you’re the cry-babies.

Ok, just don’t hang yourself in the bathroom Doug. Yes, I have been ice skating.. and yes, Crosby is a diver..

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Crosby Gallery Part 1

Post by: Pepe Crosby on April 13th, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

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Collectors edition of perfect 10 dives by Sid “the diving” Kid

Post by: Pepe Crosby on April 2nd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

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WWCD - what would Cindy do???

Post by: Pepe Crosby on April 2nd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Dive baby, dive.. Thats what Cindy would do. Carma is a bitch eh? Flyer score on PK.

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Boris Valabik insures his balls after Crosby incident.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on April 2nd, 2009 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

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