Garry Bettman to players “Get out of Crosby’s way”

Post by: Pepe Crosby on January 10th, 2011 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Cindy’s 2 cents on what other players should do:

“On the Steckel one, it’s tough. It’s really tough to decide if he meant to or didn’t mean to. I feel like he could have gotten out of the way and avoided me”

“He sees the whole ice and he doesn’t avoid me. I don’t think that’s responsible on his part.”

Cindy, did you forget what sport you signed up to play? Its fucking hockey, not curling.. Jesus, what a pussy.

FULL INTERVIEW HERE

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Crosby is now an underrated player

Post by: Pepe Crosby on November 22nd, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Not enough attention for poor baby Cindy

Think of the three greatest hockey players in the world.

Regardless of who you think ranks where in that top three, and how you feel about him personally, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Sidney Crosby(notes) doesn’t make your list.

Instead, dopes like you, if you’re a fan of Alex Ovechkin(notes) or Steven Stamkos(notes) or — in Alex Semin’s case — Patrick Kane, you are the reason there is sadness in the world, because, “Crosby is now an underrated player,” according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/sports/penguins/s_710372.html

The reason for this criminal underrating, obviously, is that Crosby has won just one MVP award since he entered the league five years ago. In that time, he’s ranked sixth, first (his MVP year), 31st (when he missed 29 games and still got 72 points), third and second in the league in scoring. He’s also been the youngest captain of a Stanley Cup winner and won Olympic gold and become the most well rounded player in the game. He’s also the reason the Penguins will soon be the first team to play in two Winter Classics.

And, because the hockey world doesn’t fall all over itself praising his game, building statues to his effervescent mixture of undeniable skill and raw competitive nature, and foreswearing all other hockey names but his, you all just don’t properly value the contributions Crosby has made daily to enrich our pitiful lives.

(Coming Up: Lambert addresses his feud with Blue Jackets fans; Komisarek thinks he’s still a Hab; Pat Lalime’s LOL moment; Marc Savard’s(notes) comeback; rethinking the Chris Botta controversy; an odd new Duck; the tremendous Pat Burns tribute; the Pavel Datsyuk(notes) and Henrik Zetterberg(notes) conundrum; Lou Lamoriello’s ticking clock; Maple Leafs quiz show; the most underwhelming trade in HF Boards history; and did the Blackhawks run up the score on Vancouver?)

Says Tribune-Review writer Rob Rossi, the author of this wonderfully enlightening piece:

“Still, even off to the best goal start of his career (14 in 21 games) and with 10 of the 25 individual multipoint games recorded for a club with a bottom-third power play, Crosby is not the quarter-pole favorite for MVP.”

Shocking specificity in the need to find multi-point night stats aside, Rossi raises an interesting point: Crosby has more goals to date than he has through 21 games at any point in his career; so why would we not unanimously vote him MVP if the season ended today?

My theory, and it’s only a theory, is that it’s because Johnny-Come-Lately flavor of the month fluke chump Steven Stamkos has been in everyone’s OPINION, the best player in the NHL this season. I mean, if I had to come up with a reason so obviously stupid and wrongheaded.

Says Rossi of Stamkos, he’s “the NHL leader through Friday in goals and points, according to rankings by ESPN.com and USA Today. Those are subject to personal bias - not that Hart Trophy voting by select members of the Professional Hockey Writers Association eliminates that possibility.” Yes that’s right, his 19 goals and 34 points through 20 games (as opposed to Crosby’s heroic 14 and 33 through 21) are subject to personal bias. Yours, against Crosby, specifically.

What you IDIOTS out there don’t seem to understand is that Crosby has eight goals and 18 points in his last eight games! Don’t you see now, how wrong you are? Where’s your Stamkos now? With just eight goals and 14 points in his last eight games, it should be pretty clear that he isn’t fit to hold Crosby’s equipment bag.

But not only that! Crosby has also made the players around him better, says Rossi. The reason Marc-Andre Fleury(notes) is playing better now isn’t that he almost couldn’t play any worse, it’s because Crosby publicly supported him. And why Evgeni Malkin’s(notes) got 10 points in the last five games. Stamkos hasn’t done anything to make the players around him better. That’s just a fact.

But you’ll soon see that Crosby is not only the greatest player alive, but also the best among those no longer living. In fact, he will also prove himself to be the best player in most other sports as well. He hasn’t even been putting out a top effort most nights this season, just to lull you into a false sense of security.

Just wait ’til he turns it on for real. Then you can come crawling back to me with your apologies.

“Steven Stamkos is having the best year in the league right now and that’s why Crosby doesn’t deserve the Hart Trophy.” Don’t make me laugh.

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Sid is too tired to play for Canada in World Championship.

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 21st, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Must be tough from all those goal he scored against Habs.

Poor guy.

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Custom crosby Skates by Reebok

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 15th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

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Cindy Crosby ( Sidney ) shines in game 7 against Habs

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 12th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

Captain C for CHOKE - 1 goal in 7 mother fucking games !!!!

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Cindy Crosby almost gets killed by Montreal player

Post by: Pepe Crosby on May 5th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame, 87 Videos

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Crosby absent like the milk carton man

Post by: Pepe Crosby on March 24th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

FRANK SERAVALLI, PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS: “Sure, this has been Crosby’s best goal-scoring season, but I don’t think opposing teams gun for Crosby the way Alex Ovechkin is the focus in Washington. Ovechkin’s stats are still better. His team has run away with the Eastern Conference. And the tenacity with which he plays the game — even if his style’s safety can be questioned — makes him the mosmilkmant electrifying player in the game. Some games, Crosby can be absent like the milk carton man (’Have you seen me?’); but Ovechkin is too hard to miss.”

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Stay Classy Sidney Crosby

Post by: Pepe Crosby on March 23rd, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame, 87 Videos

ever wondered why some many people hate this punk ass????

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Another fine diving effort by Cindy Crosy vs NY Rangers

Post by: Pepe Crosby on March 11th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame, 87 Videos

Looks like Cindy is growing some balls there. Crosschecking Lundqvist and then taking beating from Dubi. I heard he was screaming “where are his balls, where are his balls”…

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Will Crosby suck playing for Team Canada ?

Post by: Pepe Crosby on January 30th, 2010 | File Under 87 Hall of Shame

with all those stars out there will Crosby have hard times scoring?

Will Miss Crosby Suck For Team Canada?

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